THESE AUDITIONS HAD THINGS JUST THE WAY SIMON LIKES THEM
Some auditions, a young hottie walks in the room, and you just know Simon is thinking, "Please God, let her have a decent voice." His prayers were answered twice in San Antonio. Baylie Brown looks like Denise Richards and displayed Carrie Underwood talent on Stronger. Haley Scarnato has the Eva Mendes vibe and did a passable I Can't Make You Love Me. Watch for more on tonight's audition wrap-up show.
-- Cowellism of the night: "The worst news is she's a music teacher."
Simon's shot at a heartbroken Sandie Chavez was almost as sad as the locked door trick played over and over again.
-- Rebel hell: Bryan Kyrish said he once won a mock "Idol" contest ... and proceeded to darken Billy Idol's Rebel Yell (as if that's possible). I didn't know they held Idol contests on the River Styx.
-- Most likely to make final 24: Oh, who are we kidding? Brown will make the final 12.
-- Never too many Cookes: Dallas' Akron Watson made me feel Sam Cooke's A Change is Gonna Come, and Jimmy "Little Ruben" McNeal stuck the landing on Cooke's Cupid
-- Cowellism of the night: "The worst news is she's a music teacher."
Simon's shot at a heartbroken Sandie Chavez was almost as sad as the locked door trick played over and over again.
-- Rebel hell: Bryan Kyrish said he once won a mock "Idol" contest ... and proceeded to darken Billy Idol's Rebel Yell (as if that's possible). I didn't know they held Idol contests on the River Styx.
-- Most likely to make final 24: Oh, who are we kidding? Brown will make the final 12.
-- Never too many Cookes: Dallas' Akron Watson made me feel Sam Cooke's A Change is Gonna Come, and Jimmy "Little Ruben" McNeal stuck the landing on Cooke's Cupid
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